The following is the exact text (names changed) of a note that one of my boys voluntarily gave me after class today, handwritten on a piece of torn notebook paper. I think they were proud of their creativity:
Name: Male student
Reason for Discipline: He let the most horrid, terrible smell out of his anus and it offended me to where I could not proceed to finishing my work.
Teacher Signature: Other male student
Student Signature: Male student
Aren’t 16-year-old boys fun?